From the recording HRX Compilation
Lyrics
Hell... it's Christmas
what's the use of mistle toe, jingle bells or virgin snow
you can keep all that noise and all the corporate schemes
“i dont care about trimmin trees”
i'd skip it all if it were up to me
Drinkin beer on the beach is more christmas-y
last year all I got (triplets) were socks n limburger cheese
“santa don't leave playmates under no trees”
(c.)
but it's christmas
o god it's christmas once again
Jesus a swingin in the manger santa's revin up his sleigh
dad's hittin the bottle like it's any other day
it's christmas yes, it's christmas once again
I pretend i'm not home, this is so ot fair
hell i'ts christmas and I don't care
you don't send me christmas cards
I ain't askin that you try very hard
don't need no stockings hung by the chimney with glee
I just wanna sing christmas carols by the tree
I wish I had a normal family
bakin gingerbread houses, watchin peanuts on tv
I can still recall my favorite memory remember when
we
dad he's kidding
killed that puppy on new years eve